lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

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snorlaxatives:

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cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

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273,349 notes • 1:38 PM

I think we know who is really running this country

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illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

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Tumblr's loving and respecting community
Tumblr:Racism is horrible!
user:yeah! it is!
tumblr:POC are mistreated!
user:yeah! it's so horrible!
tumblr:White people are horrible!
user:YEA- wait.....
tumblr:I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
user:wait what
tumblr:THEY ALL SUCK
user:i.......uh..
tumblr:Women are important.
user:oh! yes! they are!
tumblr:no matter what shape size or color!
user:yeah! youre all wonderful and great!
tumblr:men are pigs!
user:wait.......
tumblr:WE SHOULD TREAT THEM ALL LIKE IDIOTS
user:but-
tumblr:THEYRE ALL THE SAME.
user:but wait-
tumblr:Trans people are mistreated....
user:yeah...they are....
tumblr:its sick how people hurt them
user:that is sick. There's nothing wrong with trans people.
tumblr:Cis people are all horrible killers
user:but...but they're-
tumblr:fucking cis scum
user:you know....i dont feel comfortable with this
tumblr:what do you mean
user:well you're kind of bullying people-
tumblr:ITS NOT BULLYING
user:but-
tumblr:WE HAVE TO BE OPRESSED EVERY DAY. SO WE'RE ALLOWED TO CALL YOU NAMES
user:i dont think that's how that works-
tumblr:OOOOOOH YOU POOR OPRESSED WHITE CIS PERSON! YOU HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!
user:thats not what i meant-
tumblr:DID WE HURT YOUR POOR LITTLE BABY FEELINGS
user:you're insulting-
tumblr:YOU DONT GET AN OPINION
user:.............
tumblr:by the way we love everybody! never bully! no hate! loving community! :)

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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cookienun:

wait

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