zeldathemes
You've met with a terrible fate,
haven't you?

I like modest mouse and super
smash bros and love my qt3.14
gf and that's about it.

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ven0moth:

misanclrist:

i wonder how ill lose my virginity

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phaselockings:

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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo


 look at that kangaroo

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

look at that kangaroo

yongmuney:

why arent oven mitts called glovens

flusschen:

meanwhile in 1997 these cutting edge internet themed crayons were born

flusschen:

meanwhile in 1997 these cutting edge internet themed crayons were born